WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (really from the Associated Press)
Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her in-laws, and while there went to a
nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her
sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with
both hands behind the back
of herhead. One customer who had been at the store for a while became
concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now
open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda
replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding
her brains in for
over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because
the
doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from herhead. When
they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the
back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat,
making a loud noise that
sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her
head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered
and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and
came to her aid.And, yes, Linda is blonde.
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