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Subject: | [Healeys] Fwd: Missing Wife - Wednesday funnies |
From: | Randall C Hicks <healey100m@me.com> |
Date: | Wed, 5 Nov 2014 13:02:54 -0500 |
Delivered-to: | mharc@autox.team.net |
Delivered-to: | healeys@autox.team.net |
References: | <D6AA2CF8-4050-45B1-83ED-6308558EBC48@gmail.com> |
>>>> Husband: I've lost my wife. She went shopping yesterday and still hasn't come home. >>>> >>>> Sergeant: What is her height ? >>>> >>>> Husband: Oh, 5 something . . . >>>> >>>> Sergeant: Build? >>>> >>>> Husband: Not slim, not really fat. >>>> >>>> Sergeant: Color of eyes? >>>> >>>> Husband: Never noticed. >>>> >>>> Sergeant: Color of hair? >>>> >>>> Husband: Changes according to season. >>>> >>>> Sergeant: What was she wearing? >>>> >>>> Husband: Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don't remember exactly. >>>> >>>> Sergeant: Did she go in a car? >>>> >>>> Husband: Yes. >>>> >>>> Sergeant: What kind of car was it? >>>> >>>> Husband: A 1962 Austin Healey BN7 with factory hardtop, Healey Blue metallic paint, with the triple carbs, 4 speed center shift transmission & 3.54 rear end, 123 electronic ignition, Udo Putzke tube shock conversion and has a very thin scratch on the front left door. >>>> >>>> At this point the husband started crying. >>>> >>>> Sergeant: Don't worry sir.......We'll find your car _______________________________________________ Archive: http://www.team.net/archive Healeys@autox.team.net http://autox.team.net/mailman/listinfo/healeys |
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