| Late yesterday afternoon I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my 
wife's' sweet voice from the kitchen. 
  
"What would you like for dinner my Love? Chicken, beef or lamb?" she asked.
  
"Thank you, I'll have chicken." I said.
  
She replied "You're having soup, you dimwit. I was talking to the cat."
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