| Speaking of Woodpeckers (G-rated).
(Not guaranteed to be exactly as heard many years ago)  A farmer had some
chickens and in order to make his chicken feed go farther, he decided to add
some sawdust to the feed.  Adding a little bit didn't seem to create any
problems so he added more.  Eventually, he was feeding the chickens straight
sawdust.  One day, a dozen eggs hatched and he found that eleven of the chicks
had wooden legs and the twelth one was a woodpecker.
(The Other) Len
Vacaville,  California,  USA
1967 3000 MKIII, HBJ8L39031
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