friday funny

["Mr. Finespanner" <mrfinespanner@earthlink.net>]

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man,
was drafted by the Army.

On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb.  That
afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.

On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.  That
afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.

On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap.

The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.