It's a great country! When I first received this joke last month, it was
Hillary Clinton at the center of all the suggestions.
Terry Blubaugh
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Sent: Thursday, March 03, 2005 9:42 PM
Subject: Friday Funnies-Politically unacceptable in red states
> One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He
> awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks him, "George,
> what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"
> "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises
> and
> then fades away.
>
> The next night Bush is astir again and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson
> moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is
> the
> best thing I can do to help the country?"
> "Respect the Constitution as I did," Jefferson advises and dims from
> sight.
>
> The third night sleep is still not in the cards for Bush. He awakens to
> see
> the ghost of F.D.R. hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, what
> is
> the best thing I can do to help the country?"
> "Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the
> mists.
>
> Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure
> moving
> in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush pleads, "Abe,
> what is
> the best thing I can do right now to help the country?"
> Abe replies, "Go see a play."
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