No LBC is a good thing once in a while cool
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From: <robertten1@aol.com>
To: <fot@autox.team.net>
Sent: Monday, September 21, 2009 2:28 PM
Subject: [Fot] Non-LBC Obituary
>> Obituary printed in the London Times - Interesting and
>> sadly, rather true.
>>
>> Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend,
>> Common Sense,
>> who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure
>> how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost
>> in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having
>> cultivated such valuable lessons as:
>> - Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
>> - Why the early bird gets the worm;
>> - Life isn't always fair;
>> - and maybe it was my fault.
>>
>> Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial
>> policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and
>> reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
>> His health began to deteriorate rapidly when
>> well-intentioned but
> overbearing regulations were set in
>> place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual
>> harassment for kiss ing a classmate; teens suspended from
>> school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired
>> for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his
>> condition.
>>
>> Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked
>> teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed
>> to do in disciplining their unruly children.
>>
>> It declined even further when schools were required to get
>> parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a
>> student; but could not inform parents when a student became
>> pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
>>
>>
>> Common Sense lost the will to live as the
>> churches became businesses; and criminals received better
>> treatment than their victims.
>>
>> Common Sense
> took a beating when you couldn't
>> defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the
>> burglar could sue you for assault.
>>
>> Common Sense finally gave up the will to live,
>> after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of
>> coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was
>> promptly awarded a huge settlement.
>>
>> Common Sense was preceded in death, by his
>> parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his
>> daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.
>>
>> He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;
>> I Know My Rights
>> I Want It Now
>> Someone Else Is To Blame
>> I'm A Victim
>>
>> Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he
>> was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not,
>> join the majority and do nothing.
>
>
>
> ?
>
> Makes You THINK !!
>
> Bob T.
>
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