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["SlowBoy" <SlowBoy@cox.net>]

And now a little humor from one stuck in front of a puter all day!



Subject: Symbols


We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons", where:

            :) means a smile and

            :(  is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by

            :-) and

            :-( respectively.

            Well, how about some "assicons"?  Here goes:

            (_!_)       a regular ass

            (__!__)     a fat ass

            (!)              a tight ass

            (_*_)       a sore  ass

            {_!_}       a swishy ass

            (_o_)       an ass that's been  around

            (_x_)       kiss my ass

            (_X_)       leave my ass alone

            (_zzz_)     a tired ass

            (_E=mc2_)   a smart ass

            (_$_)       Money coming out  of his ass

            (_?_)            Dumb Ass


              .oo*"""**oo.oo*""*oo..
              oo*"            "*o.o*"        "*o.
            o                       o                       *o
            o                        o                         'o
            o                          o                         o.
            o                            o                          o
            o                           \o/                          o
            o                           --0--                        o
            o.                            /o\                          o
            o                             o                           o
             o                             o                          o
              o                            o                        oo
              oo                          o                        oo
              oo.                        oo                     oo
              'ooo.                   oo.                  ooo
              o ""oo,,         ,,oO-'Oo,       ,,,,,oo"o
              o.          """"""    oo        """""        o
              o                      oo                      o'
              o                      oo                     o
              o                      o                     o
              o                      o                    o
              o                     o                   o
                o                    o                  o
                o                   o                  o
                 o                  o                  o
                 o                  o                  o


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