BUMPER STICKERS WE MISSED DRIVING SO FAST`
>
> 1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
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> 2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
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> 3. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth
> Shut.
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> 6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could
> Drive A Little Better.
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> 8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 9. Thank You For Pot Smoking.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 10. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 11. If At First You Don't Succeed... Blame Someone
> Else And Seek Counseling.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard
> Feelings".
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 14. Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You
> Put The Booger.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are
> Talking To Me.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 19. I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't
> Happening To Me.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 21. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 23. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 24. The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember
> My Name.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 25. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 26. Illiterate? Write For Help.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 27. Honk If Anything Falls Off.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 28. Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 29. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From
> The Next Exit .
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 30. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An
> Unarmed Person.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 31. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 32. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 33. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This
> Handbasket?
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 37. If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing
> It Wrong...
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 38. Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 39. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back
> Over... [Seen Upside Down On A
> Jeep]
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 40. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are
> Also Timed For 70mph.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 41. Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No
> Charge
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 42. If Walking Is So Good For You, then Why Does My
> Mailman Look Like Jabba
> The Hut?
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 43. Necrophilia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack
> Open A Cold One.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 44. Ax Me About Ebonics.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 45. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 46. Boldly Going Nowhere.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 47. Cat: The Other White Meat.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 48. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 49. Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 50. Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His
> Animal Friends.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 51. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A
> Car Window.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 52. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He
> Admits He is lost?
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 53. If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle
> Them With Bullets.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 54. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The
> Kids In Touch.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 55. Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 56. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 57. GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 58. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 59. Some people are only alive because it is illegal
> to shoot them.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 60. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 61. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 62. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 63. So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 64. I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> 65. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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