British terms/American thangs

["Daren Stone, D2 IE, 5-9521, bpr:237-2322, RN2-C6" <DSTONE@SC9.intel.com>]

     Okay, how's about this one; When I returned the
     borrowed van form the Mexican adventure (soon to be
     featured here), the next borrower e-mailed me that I
     had left my "brolly" inside. Now, normally I'd have
     been concerned, but I had no idea what the brolly was,
     except that I had left mine behind. Special points for
     the correct answer from a non-brit ;-)

     Also, lest we forget some other favourites;
     -pissed
     -wanker
     -??????

          cheers-
                 dstone@sc9.intel.com