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WWJD
Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" But the initials real=
ly have been changed to stand for "What would Jesus drive?"
One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because the B=
ible says, "God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury."
But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage=
urges the Jesus to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them=
with your Storm."
Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned=
not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast."
Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk about=
it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel where Christ tells th=
e crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..."
Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible pa=
ssage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills."
Joshua drove a Triumph TR3 with a hole in its muffler: "Joshua's Triumph wa=
s heard throughout the land." And, following Jesus' lead, the Apostles car =
pooled in a Honda... "The Apostles were in one Accord."
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<p class=3D"MsoNormal"><span style=3D"font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Ca=
libri","sans-serif";color:black">Most people assume WWJD is =
for "What would Jesus do?" But the initials really have been chan=
ged to stand for "What would Jesus drive?" </span><span styl=
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<br>
One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because the B=
ible says, "God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury=
." <br>
<br>
But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage=
urges the Jesus to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify=
them with your Storm." <br>
<br>
Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned=
not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast.&qu=
ot; <br>
<br>
Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk about=
it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel where Christ tells th=
e crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..." <br>
<br>
Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible pa=
ssage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills=
." <br>
<br>
Joshua drove a </span><span style=3D"font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Cal=
ibri","sans-serif"">Triumph TR3<span style=3D"color:black"> =
with a hole in its muffler: "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the=
land." And, following Jesus' lead, the Apostles car pooled in
a Honda... "The Apostles were in one Accord."</span></span><span=
style=3D"font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-ser=
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