from BMW owners forum....
First off, I couldn't believe that the volume of traffic DIDN'T slow down for
me AT ALL as I came off the slip road! I had to squeeze into a barely big
enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my motorway! The driver of
the car behind me did realise his mistake though and honked an apology to me
with a long blast of his horn! Unbelievably, I had to do the same again before
I could get to the BMW lane. (Why do underlings use this lane? Surely everyone
knows it is for BMW drivers only?).
Anyway, once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 110mph enjoying the
adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed an inferior
car ahead of me which was not only in the BMW lane of my motorway, but was
driving at a ridiculous 70 mph! Naturally, I got to within a foot or so of his
rear bumper and flashed my headlights to remind him he shouldn't be in the BMW
lane of my motorway and to get out of my way.
Of course, once he realised it was a BMW behind him, he did just that, but I
could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me! He also
tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would out-run him, he put on
some blue lights in his front grill and urged me to get onto the hard shoulder
so that he could congratulate me on my excellent car.
Needless to say, I was eager to oblige and when we had stopped, the man gave
me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew - that my car goes fast!
Apparently he wants everyone to know what a superior car I have, so I had to
take my driver's licence to a Police Station to be sent away to have some
points put on! (They're not free points either - they're #20 each and I was
only allowed 3). But the man at the Police Station said that because I drive a
BMW, it won't be much longer before I earn the full 12 points, and then I
won't even NEED a driving licence, so they will take it off me! See, now
THAT's the sort of respect you get when you buy and drive a BMW.
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