Forwarded in the interest of U.S. safety.-<G>-jk
We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other than
his wife naked, and that he must commit SUICIDE if he does. So this
SATURDAY at 4:00 PM Eastern Standard time, ALL American women are asked to
walk out of their house COMPLETELY NAKED to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists. Circling YOUR BLOCK for ONE HOUR is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort.
ANTI-TALIBAN
All MEN are to position themselves in LAWN CHAIRS, in front of their house
to PROVE that they are NOT Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think it's
okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for ALL
American women. And, since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a
cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
APPLAUDS your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God Bless America! IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!!
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