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The most recent battle in the war against early grandkids.. My mom says
she had told a red haired BANK TELLER all about me, and she was sure that
the young lady would just LOVE to meet me. See.. It's not grandkids.. It's
RED HAIRED grandkids..
I asked mom how she thought that would go:
[SWIRLY FLASHBACK EFFECT, JAKE ENTERS BANK]
JAKE - (Scans tellers, approaches the red head.) Hi, I'm Jake. My mom
said you'd be interested in a date. What's your name?
TELLER - Wow! You're not as hot as your mom said, but I'll pretend like I
didn't see you only had $17 in your checking account anyway.
JAKE - Yeah, that'd be great. Want to pretend you're interested in a
conversation about cars too?
TELLER - Sure! And let's have kids! Taco Bell at six o'clock, then?
JAKE - Great! That will make my mom so happy! See you then!
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At 10:39 AM 6/19/2002 -0700, you wrote:
>Well, I'm not married yet, and that helps. It diverts her focus a little
>bit. Thankfully, she does not take after her mother and introduce me to
>every lawyer and doctor that she knows. :)
>
>Katie
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