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Re: [E-Type] women drivers

To: Jerry Mouton <jerry@moutons.org>,
Subject: Re: [E-Type] women drivers
From: "Pat Kelly" <lollipop487@attbi.com>
Date: Sat, 23 Feb 2002 09:01:56 -0800
Women drivers! Tread carefully here, guys. But actually I find some of the
most arrogant, thoughtless drivers are men or women in BMWs, Volvos, and
Cadillacs. Watch out, we're comin' through! 
--Pat K
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>From: "Jerry Mouton" <jerry@moutons.org>
>To: "Bay_Area_Autocross_List" <ba-autox@autox.team.net>
>Subject: Fw: [E-Type] women drivers
>Date: Sat, Feb 23, 2002, 8:44 AM
>

>OK, how about this...
>
>Jerry Mouton        mailto:jerry@moutons.org    Laissez les bons temps rouler!
>
>----- Original Message ----- 
>From: "George Shabatura" <etype72@attbi.com>
>To: "etype" <e-type@jag-lovers.org>; "xk" <xk@jag-lovers.org>; 
><pub@jag-lovers.org>
>Sent: Friday, February 22, 2002 6:20 AM
>Subject: [E-Type] women drivers
>
>
>> 
>> (A hazard to traffic!)
>> 
>> Driving into the city this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my
>> left and there was a woman in a brand new red Mustang doing 75 miles per
>> hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on eyeliner!
>> 
>> I looked away for a couple seconds shaking my head in disbelief and when I
>> looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on her darn
>> makeup!
>> 
>> Well, it scared me so bad that I
>> 
>> dropped my electric shaver,
>> 
>> which knocked the doughnut right out of my other hand.
>> 
>> In all the confusion of trying to straighten the car out
>> 
>> using my knees against the steering wheel,
>> 
>> I knocked my cell phone away from my other ear,
>> which fell into the coffee mug between my legs
>> and making me scream in pain
>> and DISCONNECTING A VERY IMPORTANT CALL!
>> 
>> DAMN CRAZY WOMEN DRIVERS!
>> 
>> There oughta be a law . . .

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