In a message dated 6/23/00 7:17:51 PM Pacific Daylight Time,
jemitchell@compuserve.com writes:
<< NAME_Michael Bultemeier________________________
What was that name again?_Lance Crossflow___________________________
Are you sure? We've never heard of you. Please provide three references
who are somebody:
1_Gordon Johncock______________________________________
2_Steve Knapp(I actually did meet the
guy______________________________________
3_Jack Daniels(He's a minister at my moms church) and runs at I-44 speedway
in central Missouri every Friday night______________________________________
Address__4401 Hickory Lane Blue Springs Missouri(You should provide multiple
lines if plan to take the club over?????_______________________________
Phone___Not gonna do that!!!! That Katie Kelly chick would call me
again________________________________
Car Make_SUX-6000__________ Model Not allowed under Canadian
rules_____________ Year 86/91/41/56 Its a "Street mod" kind of thing
Make of Tires (like it matters)__Cooper____________
National trophies won (which we know you haven't, since we didn't invite
you)___Uh??__
Notable Solo II Accomplishments (try to make us laugh, it's your best
shot)_I have a "Team Laughing Stock" logo on my car????????????
List Sponsors and amounts they will be paying us __Ilegal titanium parts
Inc. $2.5 million_________________
Attach Complete Resume
Mail us the form - there's no rush, really - and we'll, ahhh, file it.
Yeah, that's it, it'll be in the, uhhh, file. >>
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I really have no other life other than to laugh at this one!!!!!!!!!
Mike(It must the paint fumes)B. %^$CM TLS#$%$&)_
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