>Two elderly women were out driving in a large car -- both
>could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along
>they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just
>went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I
>must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light."
>
>After a few more minutes they came to another intersection
>and the light was red again and again they went right though.
>This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that
>the light had been red but was really concerned that she was
>losing it. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very
>close attention to the road and the next intersection
>to see what was going on.
>
>At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was
>definitely red and they went right through. She turned
>to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we
>just ran through three red lights in a row! You
>could have killed us!"
>
>
>Mildred turned to her and said "Oh, am I driving?"
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