> And anyone my age knows how you get through the winter:
>
> 1. Set in front of the fireplace and throw $20 bills into it.
>
> 2. Weekly, go into the garage, place hands on workbench, douse hands
> with racing gas, and scrub with wire brush.
>
> 3. Push car into driveway by hand, then push back into garage by hand,
> then repeat several times, especially if it's got a big domestic V8 in
> it.
>
> 4. Get in tow car, go out on interstate, drive until you almost go to
> sleep.
>
> --
> uncle jack
> TR4 Rallye Replica vintage racer
Jack - given my experiances this summer I'll bring back those memories by :
5. Packing tools and spares into the car. Drive six hours to a grass field.
Strip and rebuild engine, drive for ten minutes, tow home.
6. Waiting for it to really start raining. Take off waterproofs and sit in
puddle in an open car for half an hour. Drive for one minute. Try and dry out
in a tent.
Oh these blissfull English summers. Torrential rain at EVERY event I went
to... Still beats being stuck in here all day!!
David
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