Geez...Jody007 thinks us Canuks are that dumb? C'mon...only on the east
coast (they're called Newfies!) The rest of us use seatbelts, not jumper
cables.
Paul
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> From: Jody007 <Jody007@aol.com>
> To: vintage-race@autox.team.net
> Subject: Useful Tool
> Date: Wednesday, December 10, 1997 1:49 PM
>
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> A guy from up North (Canada) goes into a classy bar in the South
> (States). This bar has a dress code, and the maitre d' demands he
> wear a tie. Discouraged, the guy goes to his car to sulk when
> inspiration strikes: He's got jumper cables in the trunk! So he wraps
> them around his neck, sort of like a string tie (a bulky string
> tie to be sure) and returns to the bar. The maitre d' is reluctant, but
> says
> to the guy, "Okay, you're a pretty resourceful fellow, you can
> come in... but just don't start anything"!
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