We are involved with the Cornell aeronautical engineering department to
develope human-powered rocket car. This vehicle, which has top-secret
military applications, has a unique afterburner, which involves ignition of
the flatus generated by a special blend of Sushi and Sapporo beer. I hope
that you will keep this information confidential, as a high security
clearance must be performed by the FBI. Cheers, Paul, Team Escargot
Reply:
These comments have been noted and cataglouged by the "Team in Black".
We must remind common people to refrain from exposing "Eyes-Only"
confidential trivia. Such lapses in common sense leaves us no
alternative at times... Our nations security is sacrosanct- please
no more sushi or refried beans.
T.I.B.
Cacoethes Loquendii
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