Bill Kincaid wrote:
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> Apologies if everybody's already seen this...
>
> Top Ten Reasons Why Racing Is Better Than Sex
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> (10) It is socially acceptable to race while others watch.
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> ( 9) During a real hot lap, if you call your car the wrong name, it
> will still finish the race.
>
> ( 8) Cars with small engines often outperform big engines.
>
> ( 7) You don't have to sit through dinner and a show before you race.
>
> ( 6) Your race car won't leave you if you drive another car.
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> ( 5) You can drive hard, right from the start.
>
> ( 4) You and your car always finish at the same time.
>
> ( 3) You always know where to put your hands.
>
> ( 2) Your car will never stop running just because you forgot the day
> you bought it.
>
> ( 1) The crowd cheers when you finish first.
Can buy all of this ... but can you add "wine vs sex" ... at least good
wine!
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