Apologies if everybody's already seen this...
Top Ten Reasons Why Racing Is Better Than Sex
(10) It is socially acceptable to race while others watch.
( 9) During a real hot lap, if you call your car the wrong name, it
will still finish the race.
( 8) Cars with small engines often outperform big engines.
( 7) You don't have to sit through dinner and a show before you race.
( 6) Your race car won't leave you if you drive another car.
( 5) You can drive hard, right from the start.
( 4) You and your car always finish at the same time.
( 3) You always know where to put your hands.
( 2) Your car will never stop running just because you forgot the day
you bought it.
( 1) The crowd cheers when you finish first.
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