Of course, now that you are running a "public" corporation your title is
changed from "Triumph Aficionado" to "Chief Liar" in order to keep up
the share value for the people on the list who used to be your friends
but are now vulturine shareholders staring down your back. You'll keep
up your interest in TRs by driving one home from time to time and then
eventually, when the IRS starts to close in on you, you'll re-enact the
last scene from Harold and Maude, but forget to get out of the car at
the last moment because your Blackberry starts ringing.
Never mind.
Mark
-----Original Message-----
From: owner-triumphs@autox.team.net
[mailto:owner-triumphs@autox.team.net] On Behalf Of Dave1massey@cs.com
Sent: October 25, 2006 1:23 PM
To: mark@bradakis.com; triumphs@autox.team.net
Subject: Re: [TR] Re: Triumphs Only
In a message dated 10/24/2006 9:15:02 PM Central Standard Time,
mark@bradakis.com writes:
> Gee, since I still don't have a real full time job this could be
> tempting. I bet he
> wants someone to pay hin lots of money for it, though, I don't have
that
> either!
>
So here's what you do:
1) Find out how much he wants for the lot.
2) Figure out what it's really worth.
3) Negotiate a mutually acceptable price.
4) Form a corporation and issue enough stock with a par value of $1.00
and
sell stock the folks on the list.
Naturally, along with #4 comes monthly P/L statements, Quarterly or
annual
audits by a CPA, annual physical counts witnessed by a shareholder
representative and all that corporate stuff.
Never mind.
Dave
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