A man is driving down the road in his Triumph and notices a Mini Cooper
in the ditch. He doesn't usually help many people so he drives on by. Then he
notices that a pretty woman is the driver so he goes back to help.
As he is hooking his TR to her car to pull her out he says, "You know, you are
the first pregnant woman I've ever helped out of a ditch."
"But I'm not pregnant," she says.
"Well, you're not out of the ditch yet," he says!
Bill Brewer
Tehachapi, CA
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