RE: Shopping manuals

["Randall" <tr3driver@comcast.net>]

> Dearest Jonmac, To us colonials, a closet is where gay folk used
> to reside. Bonnets might come out for Easter, a wing is a peice
> of chicken and the valance is how much is in my checking account.

That's an interesting accent you've got there, Joe.  To most of us, a
valance is the frilly piece that goes around the wife's window curtains or
bed.  My checking account has a balance.