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From: Dave
Date: Monday, October 27, 2003 14:18:38
To: ed/sandy morrissette
Subject: Fw: The Skirt
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From: Arthur
To: Tory Stover ; Wayne Dwyer ; Terri McDermott ; Scott ; Richard Hall ;
Peggy & David ; Pat Ginty ; Noreen ; Michele McCarthy ; John Riley ; John
Bocci ; Joe & Nancy Riley ; Dave Craig ; Claire ; Billy & Sue ; Bill Rodger
Ann Craig ; Amanda & James
Sent: Sunday, October 26, 2003 8:01 AM
Subject: The Skirt
> In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who
> was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt.
>
> As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became
> aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the
> height of the first step of the bus.
>
> Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
> reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would
> give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again, she tried to make the
> step only to discover she still couldn't.
> So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her
> to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted
> the step, and, once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise
> her leg.
>
> With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a
> little more and again was unable to make the step.
>
> About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked
> her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the
> bus.
>
> She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled,
> "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
> The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would
> agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda
> figured we was friends.
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