Substantiated rumour suggests Master Marcus Bradakis (Bart) of "You're Joking
Squire Motors" could well have a British Knighthood and a seat in the House of
Lords heading in his direction 'ere long.
This signal honour is in recognition of his valiant and public services in
ensuring daily entertainment through the timely submission of electronic
material.
However, feedback from Buckingham Palace indicates the Sovereign is not
amused. Poor Phillip is having a hard time and 'the corgis' are yapping to an
unacceptable level.
Quote, "one is surprised to see thread subjects are now excluded from the
header in daily Digests. This is upsetting one, as one is now forced to wade
through the whole digest to see if anything exists which might interest one -
or not.. Hitherto, when one has not seen anything likely to interest one, one
has hit the delete button. Seemingly, one no longer has this facility and one
would like to know why." Unquote.
Take care, Master Bradakis. The displeasure might be pushed beyond reasonable
limits, thus denying you - our subject by offered adoption, the opportunity to
not enjoy the dub of the jewel encrusted sword about thy shoulders. In this
instance, we are inclined to overlook the tacit issue of tealeaves in Boston
Harbour - but memories are long, e'en though they may be hid behind a
saturnine smile.
Jonmac
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