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> -----Original Message-----
> From: J&L Autoworks [mailto:jlautoworks@earthlink.net]
> Sent: Tuesday, May 27, 2003 1:58 PM
> To: The-backroom@yahoogroups.com
> Subject: [the-backroom] How to prepare for sailing season......
>
>
> How to prepare for sailing season ...
>
> A preseason refresher course:
>
> To best prepare yourself try these quick exercises:
>
> 1. Buy a case of beer, sit with it in a very warm place for a few hours,
> then drink it.
>
> 2. Apply sunscreen to your face in streaks and sit in front of a sun lamp
> for 2 hours.
>
> 3. Sit on a bench with large metal fixtures cutting into your legs, stare
> straight up into the sun for 2 hours - for a more robust workout: invite 4
>
> friends to come over and yell at you the whole time.
>
> 4. Go out and get very drunk, sleep 4 hours, then stand on a rocking chair
>
> for 6 hours.
>
> 5. Go to bank and withdraw $1,000 - then light it on fire.
>
> 6. Sit in front of a commericial fan and have someone throw large buckets
> of salt water on you
>
> 7. Repeat number 6 in jeans and a sweatshirt AND/OR repeat number 6 with
> head turned sideways to ensure water lodging fully into ear drum.
>
> 8. Cut limb off off nearby tree, tie ropes to it, stand on rocking chair
> with tree limb and ropes - hold them over your head for 3 hours... at 5
> minute intervals drop on your head - more robust version: have friends
> yell
> at you in 6 minute intervals.
>
> 9. Set your wrist watch to 5-minute repeating counts... let it go off all
> day long.
>
> 10. Pour cold water in your lap and give yourself a wedgie, now alternate
> between sitting and running around bent over.
>
> 11. Tie ropes between 2 trees - push your body against them as hard as you
>
> can for 6 consecutive hours - don't stop for pain or bruising.
>
> 12. Place sandpaper on your stairs, crawl up and down on your knees for
> several hours.
>
> 13. Make 12 sandwiches on white bread with bad meat and cram them into a
> bread bag - eat one a day for 12 consecutive days... make sure the last
> one
> is peanut butter and jelly if preparing for Race Week.
>
> 14. Tie ropes to rear bumper of friend's car, hold on tightly, but allow
> rope to slip through fingers as car drives away - TIP: works best with
> nylon fiber ropes, lengths in excess of 50'.
>
> 15. Upon completion of previous 14 drills - sit down and drink 14 Mt Gay
> rum drinks, any flavor.
>
>
>
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