There is another fine just for this joke!
rroflmao
Scott
----- Original Message -----
From: <Divits@aol.com>
To: <triumphs@autox.team.net>
Sent: Tuesday, June 03, 2003 3:08 PM
Subject: Little LBC material - Just in case you are ever "stopped"
> Just in case you are ever "stopped"
>
> Try this:
>
> While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 15 mph over),
> I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.
> >Naturally, he pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked
> me, "What's the hurry?" I replied, "I'm late for work."
>
> "Oh yeah," said the cop. "What do you do?"
>
> "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.
>
> The cop said, "What?.... A rectum stretcher? What does a
> rectum stretcher DO?"
>
> I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way
> up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand.
> Then I work until I can get both hands in there, and then I
> slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."
>
> The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot ass
> hole...?"
>
> I simply replied, " You give him a radar gun and park him on
> top of a bridge....."
>
> Bail: $100
>
> Ticket: $95
>
> Look on cop's face: Priceless
>
>
> Cheers,
> John McGreal
> 1968 TR250
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