>From: Christopher Ball <cball@oct.on.ca>
>Reply-To: Christopher Ball <cball@oct.on.ca>
>To: "'Britiron Bike Digest'" <brit-iron-l@listserv.indiana.edu>, "'TRs
>Roadster list'" <triumphs@autox.team.net>
>Subject: Press Release - Wales
>Date: Fri, 30 Mar 2001 09:37:12 -0500
>
>In the time honoured practice of allowing sheep jokes on the Brit lists I
>offer up this press release:
>
>PRESS RELEASE:
>
> Hospitals right across Wales are getting ready for a birth explosion this
> coming Xmas and are already trying to recruit extra medical staff to
>cope.
>
> "It's is a worrying side effect of foot and mouth, with the countryside
> closed off and so many dead sheep, our women are bound to be getting bit
> more attention" said Glyn Lloyd Jones of South Glamorgan Health Trust.
Chris,
Your timing, as usual is flawless... As it happens Illinois will be
closed to those amorously wooly minded. On Wednesday the state
legislature voted to outlaw beastiality... Now, if the "tourists"
had visited a couple of weeks ago, they could have had a really
ba-a-a-a-a-h-d good time in the "Land of Lincoln":O)
Greg Petrolati Champaign, Illinois 1962 TR4 (CT4852L)
That's not a leak... My car's just marking its territory...
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