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Subject: Adventure followup
From: "Andrew H. Litkowiak" <andylit@voyager.net>
Date: Sun, 08 Oct 2000 19:28:00 -0500
Hello Triumph List folk,

The only Triumph content here is the fact that all this happened in relation to 
our
purchasing expedition to Team Triumph. This is my follow-up to the Land Cruiser 
List. Hope
you get a chuckle out of it.

(To the melody from "There's A Hole In The Bucket")

There's a noise in the engine
Dear Andy, Dear Andy
What's that noise in the engine
Dear Andy, Dear Andy

Fix the noise in the engine
Dear Andy, Dear Andy
Order parts for the engine
Dear Andy, Dear Andy

Pull the head on the engine
Dear Andy, Dear Andy
It looks strange in the engine
Dear Andy, Dear Andy

There's a hole in the engine
Dear Andy, Dear Andy......

A HOLE?!?!

Holy Wrist Pin, Batman! Is it supposed to look like that?

That's right folks, there's a hole in the engine. To be precise, there's a 
1-1/2" wide by
6" tall slash in the back of the #5 cylinder sleeve. It is truly amazing to 
gaze upon.
Perhaps more amazing is the fact that the engine continued to run and didn't 
lock up. The
Grey Ghost limped off the highway to the nearest service station before giving 
up.

When we got the head off, the top of #5 piston looked pretty chewed. "Drat" I 
thought. No
chance of just popping in a head gasket and flushing the systems a few times 
(sure am glad
we didn't hang out in Warren Ohio waiting for a head gasket to arrive). Oh 
well, how bad
can it be?

Dumb question. With all the belts off, we hand turn the engine. Excellent! It 
turns
easily, no resistance, maybe it's not so.....uhmm.....isn't #5 piston supposed 
to bob up
and down with the rest of them? Yeah? I kinda thought so. 

#5 is just sitting up there, wiggling a bit each time the connecting rod nudges 
it from
below. It feels loose, so, just for fun, we apply suction to the piston using 
the trusty
shop vac. Low and behold, out pops piston #5. Excuse me. Out pops the 
decapitated head of
piston #5. The top of the piston is all that remains.

The connecting rod and wrist pin glare up at us from the chasm of the mortally 
molested #5
cylinder. "Sorry guys. That must have really hurt." Razor sharp fragments of 
the cylinder
sleeve wait in ambush, partially concealed in the now visible water jacket. The
whereabouts of the rings and piston fragments remain a mystery, for I doubt we 
shall pull
the oil pan.

So much for thoughts of a rebuild on this engine.

But, all is not lost. I've got a line on a freshly rebuilt 1981 2F. Should be 
here in
about two weeks. And, we'll take this opportunity to try out Downey's Cruiser 
TBI kit (see
separate post). Looks like a couple of busy weeks ahead. "Tote that barge, pull 
that
engine". Hoo boy. Does it ever end?

Andy Litkowiak

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