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> Since its the weekend and a slow time I thought this might be of
interest. If not sorry for the clutter. By the way what do the letters SWMBO
stand for.
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> > "Cinderella - The later years"
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> > Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now
dead
> > Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by
> > from her front porch, with a cat called Alan for companionship.
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> > One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy God Mother.
> > Cinderella said "Fairy God Mother, what are you doing here after all
these
> > years??"
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> > The Fairy God Mother replied "Well Cinderella, since you have lived a
> > good,
> > wholesome life since we last met, I have decided to grant you 3 wishes.
> > Is
> > there anything for which your heart still yearns?"
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> > Cinderella is taken aback, overjoyed and after some thoughtful
> > consideration, and almost under her breath she uttered her first wish:
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> > "I wish I was wealthy beyond comprehension."
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> > Instantly, her rocking chair was turned into solid gold. Cinderella was
> > stunned. Alan her old faithful cat jumped off her lap and scampered to
the
> > edge of the porch, quivering with fear. Cinderella said "Oh thank you,
> > Fairy
> > God Mother."
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> > The Fairy God Mother replied "It is the least I can do.
> > What does your heart wish for your second wish?"
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> > Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said:
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> > "I wish I was young and full of the beauty of youth again"
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> > At once, her wish having been desired, became reality, and her beautiful
> > youthful visage had returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside her that
> > had been dormant for years and a long forgotten vigor and vitality began
> > to course through her very soul.
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> > Then the Fairy God Mother again spoke "You have one more wish, what
shall
> > you have?"
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> > Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says "I
wish
> > for you to transform Alan my old cat into a beautiful, and handsome
young
> > man".
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> > Magically, Alan suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his
> > biological make-up, that when complete he stood before her, a boy, so
> > beautiful the like of which she nor the world had ever seen, so fair
> > indeed that birds begun to fall from the sky at his feet,
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> > The Fairy God Mother again spoke:
> > "Congratulations, Cinderella. Enjoy your new life."
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> > And, with a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, she was gone.
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> > For a few eerie moments, Alan and Cinderella looked into each others
eyes,
> > Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most stunningly perfect boy
she
> > had ever seen. Then Alan walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed
in
> > her rocking chair, and held her close in his young muscular arms. He
leant
> > in close to her ear, and into her ear breathed as much as whispered,
> > blowing her golden hair with his warm breath:
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> > "I Bet you regret having me neutered now, don't you?"
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