Listers,
Got this off the Healey list......
Rich Rock
Pottstown,PA
This is Very Serious!!! Experts are warning that a virus is spreading
through
use of this list. Be very concerned! It has probably already infected a
large
share of your hard drive!!! It cannot be reversed once infected!!! No know
cure has been found and once you become infected it keeps growing and taking
over more space in your computer until it invades your entire life!! Repeat,
there is no known cure!!!!!!!
Be very, very afraid of this new virus!!!!! Researchers refer to it as the
3K
Syndrome.
Seek help if you show two or more of the following symptoms:
* You don't know the name of your hometown newspaper editor but you do know
the name of the editor of British Car Magazine.
* Bush and Gore's views on Abortion, Gun Control, and Nuclear Arms don't
interest you but you would tune in to hear the candidates debate silicon Vs.
DOT 4 before making a decision.
* The only woman allowed unlimited use of your credit card is named Inan.
* You know where to find halogen bulbs in Minnesota.
* If you have every measured a household purchase in terms of chrome wire
wheels. Example: New couch or three chrome wheels. Double the points value
if
you debated more than two days.
* You cannot remember the color of your significant others eyes but are
absolute on the color of a Big Healey Generator Bracket.
* If you have ever met someone refereed to as "Commodore."
* If you have ever immediately skipped the free porn site email
solicitations
to check out a picture of a Healey part halfway around the world.
Be very, very, afraid!!!!!
Wishing all a good April Fools Day,
Jim Werner
Louisville, KY
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