>From: "bruce britt" <bebritt@gate.net>
>Reply-To: "bruce britt" <bebritt@gate.net>
>To: "Triumph Mailing List" <triumphs@autox.team.net>
>Subject: Was "Thanks Speedo-O/D Lube"... Ya call that cold?
>Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2000 18:53:01 -0500
>Mid 30's in central Fl tonight. Brrrrrrrrr
>
>Bruce 64 TR 4 CT 37049LO
Bruce and all
Noticing your commnent about it being a bit cool in Florida.
Coincidentally my daughter, who lives in Chicago just sent this
temperature conversion chart. I know it's been posted in the past
but I'm sendind it on anyway for our new bretheren and for those
who haven't seen it in a while
>> >For you Chicago natives, transplants and alumni.....!
>
> >>Subject: Chicago Temperature Conversion Chart
> >>>>
> >>>> 60 above
> >>>> Floridians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats.
> >>>> Chicago people sunbathe.
> >>>>
> >>>> 50 above
> >>>> New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
> >>>> Chicago people plant gardens.
> >>>>
> >>>> 40 above
> >>>> Italian cars won't start.
> >>>> Chicago people drive with the windows down.
> >>>>
> >>>> 32 above
> >>>> Distilled water freezes.
> >>>> Lake Michigan's water gets thicker.
> >>>>
> >>>> 20 above
> >>>> Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> >>>> Chicago people have the last cook-out before
> >>>> it gets cold.
> >>>>
> >>>> 15 above
> >>>> New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
> >>>> Chicago people throw on a sweatshirt.
> >>>>
> >>>> 0 -
> >>>> Californians fly away to Mexico.
> >>>> Chicago people lick the flagpole.
> >>>>
> >>>> 20 below
> >>>> People in Miami cease to exist.
> >>>> Chicago people get out their winter coats.
> >>>>
> >>>> 40 below
> >>>> Hollywood disintegrates.
> >>>> Chicago's Girl Scouts begin selling cookies
> >>>> door to door.
> >>>>
> >>>> 60 below
> >>>> Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica.
> >>>> Chicago's Boy Scouts postpone "Winter
> >>>> Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
> >>>>
> >>>> 80 below
> >>>> Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
> >>>> Chicago people rent some videos.
> >>>>
> >>>> 100 below
> >>>> Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> >>>> Chicago people get frustrated when they can't
> >>>> thaw the keg.
> >>>>
> >>>> 297 below
> >>>> Microbial life survives on dairy products.
> >>>> Illinois cows complain of farmers with cold
> >>>> hands.
> >>>>
> >>>> 460 below
> >>>> ALL atomic motion stops.
> >>>> Chicago people start saying...."Cold 'nuff for
> >>>> ya?"
> >>>>
> >>>> 500 below
> >>>> Hell freezes over.
> >>>> The Chicago Cubs win the World Series
Greg Petrolati Champaign, Illinois
1962 TR4 (CT4852L)
That's not a leak... My car's just marking its territory...
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