Man........... "Call this an OIL filter Mr Cutout?"
Mr. Cutout.... "Well....no, but it makes a nice noise."
Man........... "Noise? what you mean.Noise?"
Mr Cutout..... "You know,.... when you roll it down the road!"
Man........... "Oh, intercourse the filter!"
Andrew Mace wrote:
>
> On Sat, 25 Dec 1999, Don Kerr wrote:
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> > PS. Does LUCAS make oil filters,and would you use them?
>
> Yes, and yes.
>
> --Andy
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> * Mrs Irrelevant: Oh, is it a jet? *
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