--- Fred Thomas <vafred@erols.com> wrote:
>
> Subject: FW: Season's Greetings
>
> Please accept with no obligation, expressed or implied, our best wishes
> for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
> non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday,
> practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion
> of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
> religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice
> not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
>
> We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and
> medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
> calendar year 2000, but not without due respect for the calendars of
> choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make
> America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any
> other country or is the only "America" in the western hemisphere,) and
> without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious
> faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.
>
> (By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting
> is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with
> no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the
> wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others,
> is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion
> of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the
> usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the
> issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and
> warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish
> at the sole discretion of the wisher.)
>
> Author Unkown just thought the list would enjoy "FT"
ROFL!!!! Fred, I'm not sure which one was funnier, the fact that in today's
politcal environment that wish was probably the safest one to make, or that I
*ALMOST* understood it!
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Raymond L. Hatfield
'65 TR4A IRS
Little Rock, AR
Come visit the TR4/TR4A Website:
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Valley/5405
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