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Subject: non lbc humour
From: "Fred Thomas" <vafred@erols.com>
Date: Mon, 29 Nov 1999 12:35:04 -0500charset="iso-8859-1"
Cc: <spitfires@autox.team.net>
For a couple of years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much
 pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason:

 I'm tired because I'm overworked.

 The population of this country is 237 million.

 104 million are retired.

 That leaves 133 million to do the work.

 There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.

 Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19
 million to do the work.

 2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million to do the
 work.

 Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City
 Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

 At any given time there are 188,000 people in the hospitals, leaving
 1,212,000 to do the work.

 Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

 That leaves just two people to do the work.
 You and me.

 Any you're sitting at your computer reading


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