and my personal favorite...
your village called, thier missing their idiot
--- "Arthur H. Smith" <arthurhsmith@compuserve.com> wrote:
>
>
> "Filthy, Stinking Rich-Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad"
>
> "Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair"
>
> "Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No
> Message at This time"
>
> "That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" - (seen on an 8 year old)
>
> "Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"
>
> "Procrastinate Now"
>
> "Rehab Is for Quitters"
>
> "My Dog Can Lick Anyone"
>
> "I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts-Do You Want Fries With That?"
>
> "Party-My Crib - Two A.M." (On a baby-size shirt)
>
> "If a woman's place is in the home WHY AM I ALWAYS IN THIS CAR!"
>
> "ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING"
>
> "A hangover is the wrath of grapes"
>
> "STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!"
>
> "They call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken"
>
> "He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead"
>
> "POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN ....Cops have nothing to go on."
>
> "HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH"
>
> "A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS-But it uses up a thousand times the
> memory."
>
> "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
>
> "HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a
> pig."
>
> "HARD WORK WILL PAY OFF LATER. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW!"
>
> "The trouble with life is there's no background music."
>
> "The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson."
>
> "Two rights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane."
>
> "MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT"
>
> "Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit."
>
> "Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research."
>
> the arthur
>
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larry (I hope someday to Drive my triumph) hooven 1979 spitfire fm99248u,
http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/Speedway/9311/index.html
"Second place is just the first loser" -John Force
"A postitive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy
enough people to make it worth the effort" - herm albright
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