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From: KirsB1@aol.com
Full-name: KirsB1
Date: Wed, 4 Aug 1999 23:44:31 EDT
Subject: from kirs
To: Gbouff1@aol.com
> > > > > Hints for killing some time in the elevator.......
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 1) Hold your nose and stare at the other people.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a
> > > > > > shock. Smile, and go back for more.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 3) Ask if you can push the button for other people,
> > > > > > then push the wrong ones.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone
> > > > > > and ask if they know what floor you're on.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for
> > > > > > your friend. After a while, let the doors close and
> > > > > > say,"Hi Greg.How's your day been?"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to
> > > > > > help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in
> > > > > > the elevator.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever
> > > > > > someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd
> > > > > > like to play.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 10) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review
> > > > > > emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 11) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 12) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them
> > > > > > occasionally.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 13) When the doors close, announce to the others,
> > > > > > "It's okay. Don't panic, they will open again."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 14) Swat at flies that don't exist.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 15) Tell people that you can see their aura.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 16) Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 17) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead
> > > > > > and muttering "Shut up.......all of you, just shut up!"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 18) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while
> > > > > > peering inside, ask,"Got enough air in there?"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 19) Stand silently and motionless in the corner,
> > > > > > facing the wall, without getting off.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 20) Stare at another passenger for a while, then
> > > > > > announce in horror,"You're one of THEM" and back away slowly.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 21) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk
> > > > > > to the other passengers.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 22) Listen to the elevator walls with a
> > > > > > stethoscope.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 23) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a
> > > > > > button.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 24) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a
> > > > > > while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 25) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk
> > > > > > and announce to the other passengers, "This is
> my
> > > > > >personal space."
> > > > > >
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