Non LBC Humor

[Skip Osmundsen <gosmund@bellsouth.net>]

Since there is such a lull in traffic due to the VTR, thought I'd post 
this:

A bum asks a man for two dollars.  
The man asks, "Will you spend it on booze?"  The bum says No!.
The man asks, "will you gamble it away?"  The bum says certainly not.
The man asks, "will you come home with me so my wife can see what 
happens to a man who neither drinks nor gambles?"