Never go house hunting with "Old Car Price Guide" on the front seat
No go antique shopping and pull into too "Garys Previous-Owned Car
PartsYard"
Never plan your vacation in the same town as VTR
Never plan VTR trip when the "In-Laws" are scheduled to arrive
Never tell your wife where the VTR is schedul;ed each year
Always act surprised when she finds out the reservations were made 2
years ago
Always act surprised when you pass a caravan of LBC'S going in your
direction
Always act surprised when you see 8 of your T/R club members at the bar
2 weeks before VTR, remove all yellow pages with "Divorce-Lawyers
listed
Never give her the credit card that only has 100.00 left before max.
limit is reached
Never wipe the smile off your face, no need in both of you being
miserable
Be sure to tell her next year you will take her to Portland, on the
WEST-COAST, in the beautiful state of Oregon, she'll love you for 51
weeks.
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