A Prayer for the Stressed
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they ticked me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
As they may be connected to the butt that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Fridays
And help me to remember.....When I'm having a really bad day,
And it seems that people are trying to tick me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle
finger.
Amen
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