Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, the guy tells Ford,
'Well, you've been such a good guy, and your invention the car,
changed
the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in
heaven.'
So Henry Ford thinks about it and says: 'I want to hang out with Adam,
the first man.' -- So the guy at the gates points Adam out to Ford.
When Ford gets to Adam, Ford asks 'Hey aren't you the inventor of
woman?'
Adam says: 'Yes.'
'Well,' says Ford, 'You have some major design flaws in your invention
:
1) There is too much front end protrusion
2) It chatters at high speeds
3) The rear end wobbles too much
4) and the intake is too close to the exhaust.'
'Hmmmmm..' says Adam, 'hold on'. So Adam goes to the celestial
computer,
types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. The computer
prints out a slip of paper and Adam reads it. He then says to Ford,
'It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to the stellar
computer, more men are riding my invention than yours !!'
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