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Hi All,
The Top 15 Internet Commandments
[ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ]
[ Copyright 1999 by Chris White ]
15> Thou shalt not downloadeth porn on thine work computer,
lest ye be cast out.
14> Thou shalt *** EARN *** REDEMPTION *** FAST!!!! ***
13> Thou shalt visit www.topfive.com daily and keep it holy.
And God says to click on the friggin' ad banners.
12> Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor,
even if he is a flaming Hitler.
11> Thou shalt not make for yourself a graven image of that
which is copyrighted.
10> Thou shalt not pop up any unwanted windows before me, for
I shall smite them immediately with a hasty click and read
them not.
9> Thou shalt use no browser other than Internet Explorer,
for thy Gates is a jealous Gates.
8> Thou shalt not forward chain letters. Instead, send these
commandments to ten friends, and help save the life of a
small child in Bogota!
7> Thou shalt not act like a hot 18-year chick in a chat room
when thou art a pudgy, pimply-faced Trekkie.
6> Spam not, lest ye be spammed tenfold.
5> Thou shalt not spill your kinky guts and then click "Reply
to all."
4> Thou shalt never refuse the online sexual advances of a
Top 5 List contributor.
3> Thou shall not call thyself "Richard P. Smith" online when
"Chesty LaRue" sounds so much better.
2> Remember thou the Neimann-Marcus cookie recipe and keep
it holy.
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Internet Commandment...
1> Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife - and thou shalt
rejoice in the loophole that Tommy Lee is technically
not thy neighbor.<
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