Given all the bagpipe jokes on the list lately, I thought it was
funny that this joke showed up elsewhere:
>Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye went to study at an English
>university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other
>students there. After he had been there a month, his mother came to visit
>him.
>
>"And how do you find the English students, Donald?" she asked.
>
>"Mother," he replied, "they're such terrible, noisy people. The one on that
>side keeps banging his head on the wall and won't stop. The one on the
>other side screams and screams all night."
>
>"Oh Donald! How do you manage to put up with these awful noisy English
>neighbors?"
>
>"Mother, I do nothing. I just ignore them. I just stay here quietly,
>playing my bagpipes."
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John Lye
rjl6n@Virginia.edu
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