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> >IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10
cell.
> >AT WORK you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
> > IN PRISON you get three meals a day.
> > AT WORK you only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay
> for it.
> >
> > IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior.
> > AT WORK you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
> >
> > IN PRISON a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
> > AT WORK you must carry around a security card and unlock
and
> open all the doors yourself.
> > IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games.
> > AT WORK you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
> >
> > IN PRISON you get your own toilet.
> > AT WORK you have to share.
> >
> > IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit.
> > AT WORK you cannot even speak to your family and friends.
> >
> > IN PRISON all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work
>required.
> > AT WORK you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and
>then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
> >
> > IN PRISON you spend most of your life looking through bars
>from the inside wanting to get out.
> > AT WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and
>go inside bars.
> >
> > IN PRISON there are wardens who are often sadistic.
> > AT WORK they are called managers.
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