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To: triumphs <triumphs@autox.team.net>
Subject: new joke
From: "Arthur H. Smith" <arthurhsmith@compuserve.com>
Date: Fri, 19 Feb 1999 13:56:16 -0500
                             The New Trucker

     There was this truck driver who had to deliver 500 penguins to the 
    state zoo. As he was driving his truck through the dessert he breaks 
   down. After about 3 hours he waves another truck down and offers the
         driver $500 to take these penguins to the state zoo for him.

     The next day the original truck driver arrives in town and sees the 
      new truck driver crossing the road with 500 penguins walking in 
                           single file behind him.

          The original truck driver jumps out of his truck and asks, 
              "What's going on? I gave you $500 to take these
                           penguins to the zoo!"

    The new truck driver responds, "I did take them to the zoo. And I had 
        enough money left over so now we're going to see a movie."

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