A man runs into the vet's office carrying his bird, screaming for
help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his
bird down on the examination table. The vet examines the still,limp body
and after a few moments, tells the man that his bird,regretably, is
dead.The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a
second opinion.
The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts
the cat down next to the bird's body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from
head to tail, poking and sniffing the bird's body and finally looks at the
vet and meows. The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the cat
thinks that your bird is dead, too."
The man is still unwilling to accept that his bird is dead. So the
vet goes into the back room brings back in a black lab, the dog sniffs the
body, walks from head to tail, pokes it a few times with its nose and
finally looks at the vet and barks.The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm
sorry, but the retriever thinks your bird is dead too."
The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks
how much he owes.
The vet answers, "$650."
"$650 to tell me my bird is dead?" exclaims the man."Well," the
vet replies, "I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis.
The additional $600 was for the cat scan and lab tests."
The arthur
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