>Check this out! Copied from British Isle newsgroup.
>Tesco's, one of Britain's leading supermarket chains has surprised customers
>by announcing that it will be offering "naturalist", in other words "nude",
The spokesman also stated that as nudist customers are
>customers like all the others, why not cater to their wishes? Suddenly, I
>have visions of goose pimples as they approach the open freezer cabinets...
>Ah, to be a fly on the wall... Whatever will they think of next?
>CC51493LO "Raye"
The fly on the wall? Heck, the Fox network will probably get their hands on
the securiity tapes and make a "reality tv" special out of them, like they
do with the police car chases!
I can imagine the taglines- "Nude shoplifters caught on tape- you'll be
amazed at where they hid the goods!" Or, if it really catches on, How about
they "Nude Shopping Network"? Has been celeb's can come on a plug their
latest junk in the buff. Heck, Pamela Lee can finally make money off of
that tape she made with her ex!
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