Mister Bill

["Ed Woods" <fogbros@nb.net>]

The president and Mrs. Clinton were in bed late one night, when Hillary
tugged on Bill's elbow and  asked " Bill are you awake?"

"What do you want?"

"I need a glass of water."

"Are you kidding? I'm the president of the United States, I'm not
getting you a glass of water. I don't get any one a glass of water,
especially
not this late!"

"I'll get the water myself," Hillary replied "I just want you to save my
place."